Guess Who’ Coming To Dinner

I want to monetize TikTok. Wouldn’t it be cool to post videos of your day-to-day life and get paid—for just doing stuff? That’s what I’m after. Earlier, I pulled five blackened bananas from the freezer and shot a quick video of myself walking into the kitchen to talk about the two loaves of banana breadContinue reading “Guess Who’ Coming To Dinner”

Flashing That Lil’ Behind

I did another TikTok video. This time I talked about Dave’s awesomeness—and how to recognize marriage material when you see it. He showed up to our relationship with a steam cleaner, knew how to cook, and empties the dishwasher every morning. I don’t ask. He just does it. Meanwhile, I once thought the guy livingContinue reading “Flashing That Lil’ Behind”

Makin’ Trauma Our Bitch

Not everyone can wiggle their hips in a way that defies gravity when it comes to hula hooping. It takes desire, practice, failing, and trying again. As a kid, I watched a hula hoop competition and told myself I’d beat the top time—maybe not that day, but in my own backyard, barefoot in freshly cutContinue reading “Makin’ Trauma Our Bitch”

Is That a Lot?

To have no concept—of time, of money—it’s a magical state. I can barely remember it myself. Like Marty McFly’s family photo: still there, but fading fast. “I got a gumball. It was twenty-five dollars,” Evelyn said, dead serious. “Twenty-five dollars?” I asked. She’d just returned from the bank’s gumball machine—the holy grail for a five-year-old—updatingContinue reading “Is That a Lot?”