Want to Be My Friend?

Sitting in the children’s section at the Centerville library, I watch Evelyn watch two sisters play. They’re making food—cutting a pancake, a chicken drumstick, and an over-easy egg. Evelyn’s brow furrows as she watches the younger one step away to rummage through a nearby bin for more plastic food. As she passes Evelyn, who remainsContinue reading “Want to Be My Friend?”

Guess Who’ Coming To Dinner

I want to monetize TikTok. Wouldn’t it be cool to post videos of your day-to-day life and get paid—for just doing stuff? That’s what I’m after. Earlier, I pulled five blackened bananas from the freezer and shot a quick video of myself walking into the kitchen to talk about the two loaves of banana breadContinue reading “Guess Who’ Coming To Dinner”

Flashing That Lil’ Behind

I did another TikTok video. This time I talked about Dave’s awesomeness—and how to recognize marriage material when you see it. He showed up to our relationship with a steam cleaner, knew how to cook, and empties the dishwasher every morning. I don’t ask. He just does it. Meanwhile, I once thought the guy livingContinue reading “Flashing That Lil’ Behind”