A Wang in the Way

Reading the headlines “French pole vaulter’s bulge cost him the Olympics” and “French pole vaulter Anthony Ammirati misses Olympic final after manhood catches on crossbar” had me laughing harder and harder at each reporter’s try at skirting around the word penis. I worry I’m not being authentic when writing. That felt like the most genuineContinue reading “A Wang in the Way”

Cross Country Move: Nashville, TN to Roberta, GA – Day 7 – 4.8/5

Not knowing when I’d have the chance again, I fumbled through the all-too-quiet rented condo for Archie’s leash. After a few bumbles and bonks, and with Dave helping me like a shuffling zombie, I found it, and we were off. What first was meant to be a walk around the block to let him peeContinue reading “Cross Country Move: Nashville, TN to Roberta, GA – Day 7 – 4.8/5”