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I’m on I-5 heading south to pick up a water polo team of Muscovy ducklings. Along for the ride is Evelyn, who’s in the backseat playing a dinosaur app on her tablet, and Dave, who’s listening to the Mariners play the Kansas City Royals in the first inning. It’s T-minute 11 minutes until the littleContinue reading “The Sauntering Seven”

Do you know dogs and the zoomies? Well, whenever the duck’s pool water is newly filled, they too get the zoom-zoom-zooms. It’s as if the holy spirit bursts through them like a laser light beam, and their body can’t handle the power, so they become a projectile device moving without coordination or care. I feelContinue reading “Maximum Mayhem Mama”