Acorn Extraction

Two solutions for the thumb-tip-sized acorns with needle-like points that adorn our lawn are being considered: a leaf vacuum or a long-handled circular paint roller-looking thing. Whatever I choose, my bare feet will be the judge of the device’s effectiveness. At my new favorite spot—legs outstretched on the front porch couch—I tune in to theContinue reading “Acorn Extraction”

Designing Moonlit Moments

I still can’t believe I live in Georgia. The thought hits me as the insect hum and sauna-like humidity greet me on the porch. An orangish, pumpkin moon hovers on the horizon, welcoming me to another southern evening. I’m trying out the screenless front porch tonight, lounging on the L-shaped couch that, just yesterday, satContinue reading “Designing Moonlit Moments”

Thanks for the Mammaries

The negative hype from women who’ve braved the boob squisher machine was all for nothing—my first-ever mammogram was quicker and almost less painful than a stop at the car wash. Thankfully, I’m not someone with fragile mammaries, nor do I flinch with modesty when the thick, cardboard-like open-front shirt exposes my breast at the startContinue reading “Thanks for the Mammaries”