A Wang in the Way

Reading the headlines “French pole vaulter’s bulge cost him the Olympics” and “French pole vaulter Anthony Ammirati misses Olympic final after manhood catches on crossbar” had me laughing harder and harder at each reporter’s try at skirting around the word penis. I worry I’m not being authentic when writing. That felt like the most genuineContinue reading “A Wang in the Way”

Cross Country Move: Nashville, TN to Roberta, GA – Day 7 – 4.8/5

Not knowing when I’d have the chance again, I fumbled through the all-too-quiet rented condo for Archie’s leash. After a few bumbles and bonks, and with Dave helping me like a shuffling zombie, I found it, and we were off. What first was meant to be a walk around the block to let him peeContinue reading “Cross Country Move: Nashville, TN to Roberta, GA – Day 7 – 4.8/5”

Cross Country Move: Sioux Falls, SD to Lawrence, KS – Day 5 – 4.75/5 Stars

The amount of “drive safe” and “be safe” from family and friends was not for nothing. On the walk out of the gas station after purchasing a French vanilla push-button $1.92 coffee, I observed the distance between me and a white Subaru, its windows rolled down and a dog panting out the window. After threeContinue reading “Cross Country Move: Sioux Falls, SD to Lawrence, KS – Day 5 – 4.75/5 Stars”

Cross Country Move: Buffalo, WY to Sioux Falls, SD – Day 4 – 4.6/5 Stars

“I’ve missed good thunderstorms,” Dave says after we all count from the lightning strike to the cracking thunder. The count is 7 to 11 seconds or the presumed distance in miles it’s away (light travels faster than sound, you know?). Entering the Needles Scenic Byway near Custer, South Dakota, it was all too obvious fromContinue reading “Cross Country Move: Buffalo, WY to Sioux Falls, SD – Day 4 – 4.6/5 Stars”

Cross Country Move: Pray, MT to Buffalo, WY – Day 3 – 3.9/5 Stars

Peter Gabriel’s latest album plays over the car speaker. The way his haunting voice sounds out each word before bellowing his signature pitch for the chorus just feels good. As did our last stop at a sandy shore along Yellowstone Lake. The brown and white peppery sand held Evelyn’s and my attention as waves lappedContinue reading “Cross Country Move: Pray, MT to Buffalo, WY – Day 3 – 3.9/5 Stars”

Cross Country Move: Coeur d’Alene, ID to Pray, MT – Day 2 – 4.4/5 Stars

Tonight, we’ll sleep in Pray, Montana, in a canvas tent the size of a hotel room. It’s fabulous here. With thick rugs, a plush and long leather couch, and fixings for s’mores in the refrigerator, the little extras feel kind and giving, whereas, in hotels, I feel slimy and taken advantage of. Dave and EvelynContinue reading “Cross Country Move: Coeur d’Alene, ID to Pray, MT – Day 2 – 4.4/5 Stars”

Cross Country Move: Bonney Lake, WA to Coeur d’Alene, ID – Day 1 – 3/5 Stars

What a whirlwind. For what should have been a five-hour drive turned into six due to road and Spokane traffic, we didn’t arrive in Coeur d’Alene until 6:30 pm. Unfortunately, the tiny parking lot and the two-story building didn’t match the 18-story, marina-adjacent, dreamy waterfront resort I expected. The two names – Coeur d’Alene ResortContinue reading “Cross Country Move: Bonney Lake, WA to Coeur d’Alene, ID – Day 1 – 3/5 Stars”