You might think all the action of my day was at the tail end of my Verizon store visit. The moment an extra $140 fee left the salesperson’s mouth, I mentally tiptoed backward from the twenty-foot high dive. But no, it wasn’t there. It was hours later in the bathroom. With my mini wheel toolContinue reading “Both Of Us Wearing Our Birthday Suits”
Tag Archives: Funny
Let Lying Flies Lie
I am mad and unsatisfied with my time expenditure. I want to blame you, but that’s no way to take accountability. Yesterday, I found myself fixated on a fly stuck between the inside of the screen and my bedroom window. “You will die here,” I thought, knowing its fate with 100% accuracy. It’s a burdenContinue reading “Let Lying Flies Lie”
Excuse Me, Ma’am
As the first person at a garage sale, you can imagine my excitement at seeing rows of goodies stacked higher than professional basketball players’ heads. Before I’d even exited the car, I’d already eyed a pallet wall hanging I planned on grabbing, I popped out the door before Dave had stopped the car with anContinue reading “Excuse Me, Ma’am”
Pet Peev’day
If I’m honest, I hate it when people say, “If I’m honest.” It’s one of the few statements that, whenever I hear it, I immediately question a person’s honesty. Tonight’s post is dedicated to a small sampling of my pet peeves, in no particular order. Mary Kay Pink CadillacsInconsiderate cigarette smokers.Being called “hon”, “honey” orContinue reading “Pet Peev’day”
Choose Your Own Adventure!
I wonder, is it possible to not care about likes and followers? Or to not seek validation from others? If there is, I have yet to figure it out. Speaking of, I told a woman she was an idiot today. Twice. And then I followed it with a thumbs up, er, I mean my middleContinue reading “Choose Your Own Adventure!”